Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 13, 2021

Especially if you take it the right way…….

Um…better stay away from certain voting blocks, then.

Reminds me of the Jerry Reed song…“Don’t care is she’s short, don’t care if she’s fat, just long as she’s ugly and that’s where it’s at….. I’m gonna find me an UGLY woman to loooooove!!!”

In a month or so, even that will be optional, for a couple weeks, anyway.

I’ll send you my number.

BTDT. The divorce was amicable.

Being with your romantic partner should be a moving experience. For a small percentage of the population that’s optional. For an even smaller percentage that’s even detrimental. Eewww. There are laws about that.

I am actually cool with marrying a 2-D image.

Then you need the deluxe version of Bob the love doll.

Just as long as he’s suffering from High Bank Balance.

Although if she could be more specific, it would be for a rich man with a pulse…at least until after the wedding ceremony.

This is more of a Halloween strip, isn’t it, John?

Desperate isn’t becoming …..oy

…..and of course a pee pee!

Setting the bar low…

…..and perhaps some brain activity.

So gentleman to keep that pulse going GET THE SHOTS!!

Apparently not absolutely necessary, but nice

oh finally i qualify!!

Great! A woman that I can meet all her expectations.

.. said no women, ever.

A pulse?? She sure is picky!!

Without a pulse, this lady would be ideal for a beau who desires her for her mind…I mean BrAa-AiNs.