Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 17, 2021

New book Buzz gimmick, there, Agnes?

Well, they’re big words. May as well use them like you know what they mean.

Different.

I’m waiting for the unauthorized biography about Trouts Mom

I’m sure she knows a thing or 2 about restraining orders, or at least about restraints

My unauthorized autobiography isn’t finished either. I’m not dead yet. Going to be a tough ending to write.

With all the shenanigans she gets into it’ll be a volume a year.

so, she has a very restrained writing style…

The poster child for dissociative identity disorder!

SLAPP time.

If she doesn’t get to her homework, Grandma is going to slap her with a Restraining Order Restraining Order…

Tres amusant!

Well take yourself to court and sue yourself for a load of money, Then you will be wealthy just like youv’e always wanted !

Split personality?

Her self help book will be a bigger seller

Sort of like being alone with your clone…

If Agnes were to publish this book despite her restraining order, I’m sure she’d be beside herself.

This book could devolve into Agnes just arguing with herself. What will she write about Trout?

Agnes really has a droll self deprecating humor.

How many people have you got in your skull, Agnes?