Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 14, 2021

Has that kid ever even seen a pair of shoes with laces?

I had a family concession on tying TIES for my two younger brothers. Until we got wise and bought clip-ons.

Shoe your horse. Shoe fly, don’t bother me.

Good way for a kid to get a foot in the door (figuratively)

… or at least get tied into the business (a little more literal).

I’d be happy to see my shoes, could you describe them to me? They feel like they’re on the correct feet today.

Shine your ties?

Isn’t he a bit young to be tying one on?

Should be two more kids: #1; Show you how to answer your smart phone and #2: program your DVR.

Big guy’s a loafer.

“Now go home and get your shine box.”

Shouldn’t they have the Grandfather in that lineup with “Help you Velcro your shoes?” (I know – someday that will be me!)

Next one over is for both kids and adults: “Read a Clock With Hands.”

Wonder if either of them knows Tyrone Shoelaces?

Pardon me boy, can you help me tie my new shoes ?