Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 15, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  over 2 years ago

    That’s not a dol"phin".

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    eromlig  over 2 years ago

    It’s the dorsal fin that nailed their landing.

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    Ratkin  over 2 years ago

    As you usually see at the end of a French movie: FIN

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The shark too?

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    “Okay. Second person from the left. What’s your question?”

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    Chris  over 2 years ago

    the score card wasn’t for you it was for the shark.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    No, you don’t understand, his response time is 9.5 minutes.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Just grab hold of the shark. He’s right there.

    He’s a life guard. He’s our newest recruit.

    He’ll protect you from seals and dolphins …

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    Pickled Pete  over 2 years ago

    What a good shark! – keeping the lovelies from venturing out too far..

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    I shore hope he can help you.

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    Michael G.  over 2 years ago

    Life’s a beach, no?

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Do lifeguards EVER really pay attention? LOL

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    OK, you can go to the bathroom.

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    ChrisTrey  over 2 years ago

    You just have to swim faster than the other four people in the water.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They’ll earn a perfect 10 when the survivors of the first shark attack all jump up and run across the top of the water to shore!

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