Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 18, 2021

It’s just a cold, but it’s a slow news day. You get to be the crisis of the day.

Let’s just say, whatever you have, we ain’t “catching” it!!

/SHNARK/

He’s the only sick person in America who doesn’t have COVID.

It’s the Wuhan virus. No, they won’t tell you — they’ll call it something else to hide the origin. Don’t want to mess with their payoffs.

Are you sure you even want to know.

Faux News will.

We will, after a word from our sponsors.

Considering all that cameras I presume “you got personality”

apparently something that nobody else wants…

As nobody’s wearing a mask, it certainly isn’t the Covid.

When even the news vultures are staying clear, it must be bad.

You’ve got trouble, pardner! :-o

Need to find a hazmat suit first before we can…….

They told me… I really didn’t need to know

It’s the new reality show How Long Will He Live…

That’s Diaflukus of the Plunk. I’ve heard it’s very unsettling to ingrown toenails.

You have cooties.

I am amazed at the number of conservative right wing hysterical idiotic radio and tv hosts that re dying of COVID. The thinning of the MAGA herd is going strong.