Close to Home by John McPherson for September 18, 2021

Try something else dude. Doesn’t look like it’s working.

He looks like a real pane!

And I thought bi-focals were hard to get used to.

Are they double hung by chance?

Broom the loony fast, m’lady!

Not gonna work unless the lady’s a Shakespeare expert.

What? No curtains?

Ew! Here’s looking at ya, kid! Creepy

To subtle dude. It looks like a first gen Terminator targeting mechanism. Is that Sarah Conner?

Bleeb’s like, "What the . . . "

Pull the shades!

He looks more like he needs to be rebooted…

Methinks, Walt’s got issues.

Looks more like he’s trying to imitate 70s Elton John. If it were another guy at the table, it might work… ;-)

Brush up your Shakespeare and the women you will wow.

Can he see bleep

It’ll take a lot of Windex to win her over.

My first thought was that those were specially made glasses that make Match.com dates look good. Oh well, just another idea for McPherson to work on.

Windows 10 glasses?

Hark! Someone please throweth a rock through his windows!

They may be the Windows® to his soul, but is she the Apple® of his eye?

Unfortunately, Walt decided to use storm windows…

More than frames, less than louvers.

Nah, he’s just a Microsoft nerd. But wait, maybe it’s Billy Boy in person! He’s available now, I hear.

Bleeb, like Walt’s date, seems bemused.

Peeping Walt

“ Hey, four eyes!”

Forget the windows. A little orthodontia is in order.

By Andersen??

Sad and Deep as You, by Dave Mason, third verse:

Eyes that are the windows

Eyes that are the view

Eyes that tell a story

Sad and deep as you

Dave Mason – Sad and Deep as You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89uRgfOP-94

Well, his bio did say that he wrote programs for Microsoft.

His soul uses the Windows OS?

But the hands are the window to ones intent.

Either that or he’s part insect.

Somehow reminds me of elton john