Close to Home by John McPherson for September 13, 2021

Well for sure for Marvin doesn’t want to come close to your house to return it if you’re pelting him with rocks.

And there’s Bleeb in a picture again. How does he do that? I guess maybe he’s just trying to hide from Dalcon!

Did you ever come over and directly ask him to give him your weed whacker back?

Sorry, Dalcon, but Bleeb’s outwitted you!

If he asked for it, the cartoon would be redundant. DUH!! lol

Today, most neighbors don’t know your name let alone borrow…

Hey, as long as you don’t mind him returning it through the window at you, you’re right on track.

Love the names that McPherson comes up with.

“Honey, do you think that maybe you took this a little too far? As satisfying as it seems, you know… to slingshot a bucket o’rocks at ol’ Marv and all… did you think to take retaliation into consideration… ‘cause it appears he’s out there tryin’ to weed-whack your car!”

Zing ? Thwack ! Ow ! Really ?

I like that the curtains and the picture are both flowers.

“Don’t take it out on the Flebbler’s cat for heaven sake!”

Simple: borrow back the weed wacker. He’ll forget it’s actually yours and “loan” to you

Asking for it back might be a good start though…..

I remember in college I had a nice set of colored felt tip pens. My roommate wanted to borrow them…. a number of times. Then one day he said hey, you need to get new pens, the ink has run out. I had never even used them once. What a bozo LOL

Well then; quite loaning him replacement string!

Sure there is, but it’s not as much phun.

No, really. This is the best way.