F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 16, 2021

Truly great question!

You tell them you’re too busy to talk right now.

Relaxing.

I’m reveling in the quiet contemplation of the complete absence of meaningful activity. Thanks for asking.

Thanks – I just saved that as the prefect response for that question

non-verbals

“Not a thing.” would have worked years ago but now that phrase is a thing so maybe go to “Not anything.” See what I did there?

“Nothing, and it’s everything I hoped it would be!”

She’s got plenty of nothing, and nothing’s plenty for her.

T-shirt – “I Am Not Lazy I Just Enjoy Doing Nothing”

Catching up on “me time”.

Just do not reply. Your phone, your time, your rules!

Reply in a language they’ll understand.

Chillin’

If you mention some issues you are having with digestion, you will find they leave the area.

People say nothing is impossible, yet here I am doing it every day…

Just say “Sorry but I’m busy” just like the rest of us do…..

Yeah, it’s drop dead…

I am meditating, one more hour in ‘reclining meditation’ then I will switch to ‘sitting meditation.’ It is important to become proficient in all of the forms if one is to become enlightened.

Now that folks is an example of “Weapons Grade BS.”

Nothing doing!

Don’t answer for at least 2 hours.

I’m half-way done doing nothing.

Deliver the line in the manner of either Stan Laurel or Oliver Hardy.

I have a sign in my office that says: “If you got nothing to do, don’t do it here”

Absolutely nothing, and loving it.