Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for September 25, 2021

Does anybody have a clue where all this nonsense is headed???

Did someone say Clue? I’ll guess that Kianna was killed by Colonel Mustard in the Dining Room with the Steak Knife. Anyone else?

The Bucket now serving alcohol to HS kids?

She is an alcoholic .

I suppose she’s all tuckerd out from the 2 practices a day

looks like she had too much to drink – sugar crash? they don’t serve alcohol to teens there

P1 Tevin hasn’t choked yet but he gives us the first incident of EES in this story arc

As Milford, GT celebrate their first win of the season, Milford, OH suffers a 40 – 13 conference loss on the road, leaving the Eagles 4 – 2 on the season, 3 – 1 in Conference play and stunned with the shocking fall from first to third place in the Valley (a.k.a. Eastern Cincinnati Conference) while their playoff seeding also take a hit as they drop from third to sixth seed in the region, where ever the Eagles congregate post game, the burgers fries and shakes weren’t as tasty as usual knowing there is work to be done if second in the Valley is to be won

Kianna reminds me of current Indiana University student Alexa Watson, very driven and Type A personality. My grandmother used to say there is no rest for the wicked. Or I may be wrong as she exceeded her 2 Hoo limit. Tevin, being a mental savant, realizes she could be a cheap homecoming date.

I’m going with the bi-polar, possible diabetic, Kianna. I don’t think R&W have had a mental health plotline in a while, if ever. I seem to remember an athlete with a drinking problem in the past.

Kianna is asleep and sitting in the middle. Is the girl on the other side of freckle girls asleep too? The volleyball team sure knows how to party

In all reality , pps,pps has that loser Tevin left yet ? He’s been stalking me all week . Okay ladies let’s get out of here , party on.

By having fun, I thought she was going to wash some cars.

P1: the blonde on the left has an un-lady like poster. Her legs are crossed at her ankles. Just sayin ‘.

Hmmm…looks like Kianna is keeping up with her hectic schedule…with amphetamines. This is obviously a crash, but she’ll deny everything for at least another week or so…

She drank root beers until she turned green

Coaches Held Hostage: Day 40 since we last saw Mimi.

Snorting a little coke off the diner table? “They sat in an abandoned luncheonette, snorting imaginary cola, and drawing faces in the table top dust….”

The stealth, subtle move by Miss Freckles beats out Tevin for the first choking of the season. Tevin loses once again, and Vito from Goshen is a big winner, as all the money was on Tev. All the students were tired of that supergirl act already, so they decided “let’s move on. Who wants those fries?”

Now we know who fist pump man is.

So on first read I was confused. I was thinking, wait, did she pass out? Choke on her burger? Have a heart attack? Finally, oh, she fell asleep because she had two practices, like she does every day. Except today both were shorter so she should be less tired. How does she ever do homework if she can’t stay awake eating dinner?

And freckles girl, you don’t have to be so dramatic. You’re in a round booth, you can simply go the other direction. And speaking of directions, the only direction you should be heading is towards today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P 2.5: “… dude!….put your arms down if you’re not gonna shower after practice,,,,”

Well, we have our four exciting plots. Chance still does not like crowds or talking to strangers! Kianna is overworked playing on two teams at once! Tevin is a choker! Heather is looking for her first big scoops and is ready to cut “Gil” down to size! (And Milford actually has a good football team.) So maybe Heather uncovers Chance’s second grade meltdowns and his illegal redshirting, with the help of Deep Throat Chet. Then she exposes the racket that is the travel team, taking down Kianna’s gymnastic dreams. She takes it out on Tevin, and he succumbs to the pressure during the big game. Although maybe Chance thinks he has Mr. Blowtop under control, something has to give…