Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 15, 2021

And reading the funnies on gocomics.

Well, I’M here but have no assurances on being awake.

Shouldn’t this be a Monday joke?

Me too! (It’s just my avatar that’s sleeping.)

Push what, Aunty?

One of my retirement t-shirts says “I’m out of bed and dressed; what more do you want?” :-D

And sober?

Awake? Yes. With it? That’s debatable.

Aunty! It’s supposed to be: "I’m awake, I’m dressed, and I’m here, what else do you want?

aunty knows me so well….

[She’s outside the door with a pink slip in her hand]

“They pushed it…”

That’s a nice pear you have there, Aunty.

Mornings should be taken out and shot at dawn.

I don’t see a coffee cup, so I’d consider this a danger zone.

Also, I notice her plants are just as prickly as she is.

Nothing happening ‘ack emma’.