Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for September 13, 2021

So I says to this waitress, “Do you serve crabs?” and she says, “Of course we do sir” so I says to her, “Good, go into the kitchen and get me a steak!”

Noooo!

I’ve heard that cats taste like chicken.

Just curious if they eat dog in Korea do they also eat cat?

It was a no man’s land for stray cats a block of Chinese restaurants and taquerias.

You have to be very careful when the tribesmen say they’d like to have you for dinner.

Nice tie-dye!

they should be serving all that can paybe that cat, dog, or the the old fogey down the street

Ok, the movie adaption wasn’t good but still, that seems like a bit of an over-reaction on the part of the Health dept.