Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 06, 2021

She’s got you there Herc.

I think I’ve got ’em both beat. I had a pair of kidney stones attach themselves to the wall of the Urethra. When I went to the doctor after a week of terrible pain, they wanted a urine sample. The only thing that I could pee out was blood. A specialist had to go in using the front opening and pull them out with a tool/camera. Riveting TV viewing for me!

Even if, like my own mother, she had a short and easy labor to give birth, what about the NINE MONTHS of carrying the developing child around inside her body? HUH? HUH?

My wife was in labor for 23 hours. Any of you wussies out there top that?

She was one of his labours….

i see you labored on this one

And they call it “The Pangs of Childbirth.” PANGS!!!! Would any women describe it as a “Pang?”

somehow, inviting her to help clean the stables didn’t seem to get her attention…

I was married to an A-hole for 22 years…talk about “laboring” everyday…OY!

And then there’s the 18+ years of parenting.

Hey Herc, that guy swimming towards you from Alcatraz did 12 years of hard labor.

Can you remember how you got there?

A hint: twelve seconds…

My D-I-L was in labor for two weeks before they did a C-section.

I once mentioned the possibility of the grandson perhaps having a sibling in the future; her response cannot be repeated here (but I did sort of get the impression it was unlikely……..)

Hey, John, shouldn’t Steve Reeves’ (“Hercules Unchained”) hair be darker? Otherwise, I LIKE it!

And getting there was an effort as well!!!

Who’s the guy drowning in the lake?

“Sorry Herc, you’d suck a million d***s to escape one childbirth pain” – Billy Markham and the Devil by Shel Silverstein…