Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 17, 2021

And I don’t want to see how big your hard disk is!

Entering sleep mode in 3…2…1

“You’re too kinky between the spreadsheets, Mac.”

I am NOT going to do a lap dance.

We’re talking kinky USB cables!!!

They call them laptops for a reason.

“In fact, if you try it again, I’ll see that your hard drive gets wiped.”

“And I’m beginning to be sorry I added you to my Home Group.”

“Shhhh, not so loud, you’ll wake Alexa. She doesn’t know about you.”

Eh?

she should do a lap dance

He’s software??

Ok so I’ll just curt alt and delete!

Thinking about an upgrade to something lighter and more versatile with a higher resolution and faster throughput.

You need to get some “peripherals” to spice things up a bit.

Remember, always use protection. In this case you want to keep away from Trojans; use VPN instead.

I hope his nickname is not “Mr. Micro – Soft”?

http://www.easylife.org/fufme/ makers of the Genital Drive.

Meat Loaf’s computer

I wonder what’s on their blocked list.

That’s not the right port for that cable, Karl.

No more porn on our mother boards!

Whose Pillow?

Since they’re both Laptops, who gets to be on top?

He just needs her to blow the dust off his keyboard.

She has a whole extra row of keys! She’s being greedy.

I think you’ve got a virus