Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for September 17, 2021

He would’ve had sightings of old jokes.

Maybe Elvis saw sightings —going on a limb here, folks— Hank Williams, Sr.

Jimmy Hoffa

I remember “headlines” like that back in the ’60s. It proved to me that those rags were a waste of trees. They still are.

I’d say that he’d be more likely to be spotted in Cleveland, OH. That’s where the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is.;-D

Elvis would be 86, if I did see him, I don’t think I would recognize him.

Jim Morrison

He would have sighted nothing when a peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwich were near

I’d go with Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper.

i used to have subscriptions in the 1980’s and 1990’s to the weekly world news and the sun tabloid.i miss those papers! i also have sleaze tabloids that i bought on Ebay from the 1960’s that has naked women in it!

Andy Kaufman

Aliens. That’s who.

Judge Crater and probably Amelia Earhart.

The Aliens who abducted him!

He was an alien, he went home.

Not Akron, Dayton, Wright Patterson AFB. In a dusty old hangar…*Remains to be seen.

Jimmy Hoffa

Elvis wouldn’t be caught dead in Akron.

“People” too young to discuss.

..that was where he was while the jet refueled, he’s back home now.. https://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/176795/elvis-seen-at-graceland-on-his-85th-birthday/

saw him live in ’75…still the king

Some of the comments here reminded me of a fantasy story, originally published in Penthouse (no, not that kind of fantasy) over 40 years ago. I remembered the premise, but not the title or authors. A little googling took care of that. The title is Touring, and it’s by Gardner Dozois, Jack Dann & Michael Swanwick. See https://www.baen.com/Chapters/9781625793454/9781625793454__6.htm.

Thanks to all for the memory jog.

“Elvis wrote about spotting him! He’s The Most Interesting Man In The World.”“I don’t always drink beer. But when I do, I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends.”