Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 18, 2021

It looks like you’re under a cold “spell.”

Not silly in Colorado, though this year it looks like we won’t get any this month.

Unless your bed is outside it’s still a dream.

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Better fix that roof.

“Go back to sleep and see if you can dream this away.”

Did the Wiz accidentally leave an experiment “brewing” over night?

“We’re not in summer (or fall) anymore.”

Sing “Some – time o – ver past leaf fall.”

Stand up, Click your heels together, and say, “There’s no time like summer. There’s no time like summer. …”

Snow snow, I like the snow, on your driveway it should blow.

Would you call that “magic incontinence”? He is getting up there in years.

I live in Canada, it happens every year!

Someday, I’ll have to fix that roof!

At least he didn’t dream up an Ice Storm.

Snow way!

Welcome to Montana. Snuggle up with Henry, you’ll be okay. Unless you snore. Then he will cook you.

♫ Well, I hear it’s cold up in Saskatoon

But it couldn’t be colder than our bedroom ♫

Oooh brrrr!

quite a dream he had.

Even crazier when you realize it’s not even the Autumnal Equinox yet, meaning it’s still technically summer. But I have seen snow as early as October and as late as April. Welcome to the American Midwest!

Here in Colorado I hope we have lots and lots of snow. The people down river need the water and we need it to keep from burning up like the states West of us. So let it snow any time.

We’ve had snow in Montana already. August 22!

Hurry up, Whiz, Sept. is almost over(at least some rain!).

See, dreams can come true…..

I happen to be a life-long resident of the Southern Tier (my father even knew Johnny Hart), and I remember playing outside in September when I was little and it snowing (or at least flurrying). I even recall some local weatherman saying that the only three months it’s never snowed around here are June, July, and August — and my mother immediately insisting it once snowed on her birthday in June.

Would you keep your dreams to yourself.

“Stop! Wiz! You’re making it snow!”

I live in Texas and hope for just some cold weather but not the deep freeze we had in Feb 2021

September 22nd is my Mother’s birthday (passed in 2017). The last day of Summer.