Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 09, 2021

Or Anaheim?

R.I.P Mickey Mouse.

He didn’t go to the part of Florida where I’m living because it would be hard to miss a creature that big.

Henry! You just completed filming Raya and the Last Dragon.

What did you do after?

Henry went to Disneyland of course! Dined on some over-aged quarterback.

Isn’t there one of those in California and somewhere in Europe?

If he went to California he probably wouldn’t have made it back.

Wait until you see him in Pete’s Dragon.

Or, California….

Hope he didn’t come back with covid from the Death Santis state!

Anybody coming back from Florida needs to be quarantined for 2 weeks.

How about Disneyland Paris?

If He Ray starts to cough, get him tested

Henry apparently has a life of his own.

Didn’t know they made Mickey ears that big!

Test him for Covid!

Yup a staring role in “Pete’s Dragon” and all he got was a lousy musketeer hat.

Every time he mentions “Henry” I keep thinking of the Janitor on “Hong Kong Phooey” (Scatman Crothers) only to find out years later Sarge (Joe E. Ross) was yelling “Penry” according to various websites. It’s neat that Scatman Crothers was Louie the garbage man on “Chico and the Man” and Joe E. Ross played Gunther Toody on “Car 54, Where Are You?” and yet in the same cartoon. The difference is that their voices are recognizable. Today there are too many people doing things on television and movies. Sorry for the book.

I’ll bet he was visiting the dragon on Gringotts in Diagon Alley.

My my Florida is on and poppin. Yep time to pay it a visit

….and the people thought he was in costume!

Or California.

Did I miss Hurricane Henry???

Because it’s open now! I heard it’s celebrating it’s 50th anniversary soon.

Did he eat the fat, greedy rat? If so, did he do it Dwarf-style: onna stick, with ketchup?

Time traveling dragon?

Rats!

Well he sure as heck didn’t go to California!

Damn, the wizard must be paying him in gold coin. Have you seen how Disney Corporation has jacked up prices? If they don’t want their drones to finally get a clue on how ridiculously low the Disney experience has fallen, they better watch it.

Nah, it was probably California. If it’d been Florida, he’d probably be running a fever and coughing up a storm.

GOOD boy! Did you burn it to the ground?

Hope he had fresh mice.