Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for October 01, 2021

Has it been that long? Oh well.

If no one’s missed him, I’d say that position can be cut. Bye, Melvin!

How long is job abandonment?

1184 days is 3 1/4 years. If accurate, Ol’ Melvin has been AWOL since late June / early July of 2018 or thereabouts.

He couldn’t abandon Dolly!

Give him a break Rita. This is Melvin after all.

Job abandonment as only Melvin can.

Why replace him? What did he even do?

If he has direct deposit he may never come back.

He has been spotted in some VERY interesting places, however.

I love the way you did the cobwebs, Scott.

3.24 years and some change.

Last time I saw him he was trapped in the giants castle.

Did you actually count the days?!?!

Also, that is very specific accounting for a Rita who doesn’t usually show that much adeptness for it.