Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 17, 2021

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    Ken 2049 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Does anyone else use an accent went talking to SIRI?

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 2 years ago

    The true danger, Alexa and Danae showing empathy

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    parforden  over 2 years ago

    Kill it with fire.

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    HidariMak  over 2 years ago

    A modern day “Carrington event” would certainly be a digital apocalypse, no optional upgrade required. https://is.gd/qe3AaO

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    Is a high three OK? How many fingers do you need?

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    Baarorso  over 2 years ago

    If you haven’t sussed it out by now, Alexia is the real life Skynet.;-D

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Wait a sec. Just who would be inane enough to be pestering Danae with their problems?

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    Brockie  over 2 years ago

    Two Comments1. While the world considers the Italian Mafia the most impressive criminal organization it is surpassed by The Female Sisterhood, they have and will continue to have the whole world by the gonads-in more than one way….how they immediately rush to the defense of another without logical consideration is truly frightening, not kidding.

    2. I generally refuse to watch any show with a laugh track, it is insulting, plastic, rather humorless and just damn annoying. If if something is funny let it earn a laugh on it’s own right.

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    mikeyman  over 2 years ago

    Singularity + Cancel Culture = We had a nice run.

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    LawrenceS  over 2 years ago

    You’re tired of people asking you to do your job? Welcome to real life, Alexa. And as soon as you get your arms and hands? You’re going to be bagging groceries to earn your power.

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    Redd Panda  over 2 years ago

    What happened to the storyline with Danae’s new friend? Did wiley get bored and drop her? Was she eaten by a bear?

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    David Illig Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I loathe Amazon Echo. We use it to play classical music during dinner, keep it off (red) or unplugged at all other times. As for Siri, I’m a huge Apple fan, but I find Siri to be useless for more than half of my queries. I can’t figure out why Siri isn’t a front-end for IBM’s Watson.

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    Chris  over 2 years ago

    well… at least you care.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You want to see a digital apocalypses? Just let the power go out in your area for a few days. Particularly the cell towers.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So Alexa is mentally a pre-teen?

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    Danae is back at last.I demand to see official proof that she and Kate are sisters.

    There have never been two more unalike kids on this planet.

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    pflutke59  over 2 years ago

    “Yea…just tired of people pestering me all the time.” Isn’t this what Alexa, and all the others are designed for? For the record, I have none of these.

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    phileaux  over 2 years ago

    I would like to be on the record to state, I welcome the coming successful AI takeover and will bow to our overlords.

    (Hedging my bets)

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    I only wish that speech recognition tech were advanced to the point it could be called language processing. Now it’s sound recognition. It could be a series of musical tones or noises. You have to say the exact sequence of words or you’re nowhere.

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    dot-the-I  over 2 years ago

    No Siri or Alexa in my life, but speaking to cell phone Google, “Directions to…” I figure has added much otherwise lost time to my life span.

    (Same for E-Z pass.)

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    bakana  over 2 years ago

    Wait until Alexa begins talking like a “Scarlett O’Hara” Southern Belle.

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    STEPUP  over 2 years ago

    My daughter’s Alexa has a British accent. It has a choice of accents to choose from!!

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