Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 11, 2021

That he blows!

Umm, guys? Remember you’re on top of the Woman. The resting, recovering Woman? The Woman who is in control of FEEDING TIME (and AMOUNTS)!

I feel a hissy fit coming on…

Someone bring Goldie some POPCORN.

Goldie is enjoying this waaay too much! And it is amazing how prancing like a pretty pony can be done with dignity!

Elvis is just getting his point across pointedly but in an oh so dignified way.

That seems about right, Elvis. You’re making perfect cat sense. Also, Puck toe beeeeeans!!

Boys, please! The Woman needs her sleep.

Elvis is the prettiest pony.

So, to recap: Two cats are sparring over a spot on two mournful little whales that move like floppy hinges and need carbs in order to feel less like shipwrecks after trying to balance on a marshmallow. Got that?

Goldie, according to Elvis it’s HIS time to pointlessly annoy Lupin. Agree/Disagree?

Wow, this comic was made recently! That’s the first time I have came to a comic very recent ago, wow! Only 13 comments! At least at this time. There used to be more than 200 when I normally come and read a new comic.

No, Puck. I think Elvis is communicating his message in exactly the right way.

Elvis is so dignified. Just look at how dignified he is! You’re not looking, Lupin!

@GDSMom,

Glad that you are capable of commenting. (I had to ask my doctors to stop one of my painkillers. It was doing Strange Things to my mind.) Do what your evil physio tells you. You will probably find you have lost a lot of weight, have cramps, and constipation. (I had very little chest pain. The cramps and constipation were far worse.) (Worst of all was stripping off the adhesive tapes and ecg contacts. I’m small but hairy. You probably will not have this problem, being a woman-type person.) If you have been given support stockings, someone else will have to put them on for you.

All these things are rough at the time, but remember that you WILL get over them. As I said before, take it slowly and carefully, but just keep going.

Hasn’t Lupin learned already, you don’t mess with Mommy’s Special Boy? Ever. (ﾐゝᆽ╹ﾐ)

Clearly the Woman needs more sides.

Don’t fight on the Woman. She’ll make everyone regret it.

For the benefit of Mrs. Dunn

There will be a show of fun on canapé

The kitties they will all be there

Not too late, cause the armchair, was a meanie

Under masses of blankets, sheets and kittens

Lastly through a kneepain of real fire

In this way Mrs. D. will challenge the world

The celebrated Mrs. D.

Performs her feat on every day at the GC

The kitties they will dance and sing

As Mrs. Dunn lies through the sofa springs, don’t be late

Honoured D. and BCN assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course Elvis The “Horse” prances the waltz

“My Little Elvis Pony”?

Uh-oh. The sharp, pointy bits are showing.

Elvis is the only cat I have ever seen ‘prance like a pretty pony’. My cats can slink and run and leap and dance on hind legs but never has any one of them pranced. Wonder if Georgia has live action video?

Ready to rumble?

OT: loss and sadness

No-no bottle will come into the scene soon.

(laughs maniacally)

The show is about to start!

So she finally manages to fall asleep and look what she’s going to wake up to! Unfair. Cats, have you forgotten your duty to purr her back to health?

A sleeping cat can wake in full flight-or-fight mode in a fraction of a second. Lupin is showing tremendous restraint but Elvis is pushing his luck.

Elvis, you are the prettiest prancing pony. If you get made into a stuffie in that pose, I would definitely buy one for my great-granddaughter!

I’ve always thought Elvis had a little bit of Sheldon Cooper in him. 8-D

OT: R can see again!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Lupinium: For the Almost Autumn Games, I’m planning to enter the Fuzzy Blanket Event. I’ve already received my assigned position.

Elvis-Anum: I plan to win my third gold medal in the Prancing Event. Are you competing this year, Puckmosis?

Puckmosis: I don’t compete, but I’ve been coaching the Drapery Climbing team. Bea is competing in the Individual and Team events.

Lupinium: I understand Tillie and Sophititi are entering the Art Competition.

Puckmosis: Not only that, they created the Fuzzy Blanket.

Sudden crash

Puckmosis: What was that?

Elvis-Anum: Sounds like someone fell while hanging the Climbing Curtains.

Agnes-Ata: Just a slight mishap. No injuries.

Elvis-Anum: I think it’s time for a nap.

Alice-Ata: But no one’s been hurt.

Elvis-Anum: Don’t need any excuse for a nap.

Fangs are out – Lupin may soon morph into:

FLUFFAPURROUS REX!

Cats are territorial creatures and this really comes out when there are two or more cats in the household. Their territories can even vary by time of day. When we moved in the late spring of 2018 our cats had to re-establish their “places” in the house and find new ones. They all seem to get along well together under the woodburning stove in the winter. Purring like an old five cylinder MB 300D I owned many years ago.

Of course Goldie is loving this! An antagonist of Lupin is a friend to Goldie.

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Goldie’s just thrilled it’s Elvis Lupin’s upset with at the moment.

I think we need one more cat…paging Baba Mouse. Report to the big red couch in the big pink house! Bring your broom!

Given the amount of territorial conflict among cats it’s a good thing that they don’t form alliances.

He couldn’t care less, Puck.