Herman by Jim Unger for September 10, 2021

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    finkd  over 2 years ago

    He needs a new GPS ( Galactic Positioning System ) in his spaceship.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 2 years ago

    Yeah, Hank over at the corner station is a great astrophysicist. He helped me with an asteroid I sent too close to Jupiter.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He must be light years off his course.

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    pauljmsn  over 2 years ago

    I was about to point out that asking for directions to two gas giants at a gas station would be appropriate.

    Now I wonder if that was meant as a subtle joke.

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    But I was looking for Uranus.

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    Sorry, this is Ceti-Alpha-6. You got the wrong planet.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You can’t get there from here

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    “You’ve made it this far and now you’re asking me for directions?”

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    WestNYC Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Two giant gas balls in the night sky, one with rings, can’t miss ‘em.

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    jadoo823  over 2 years ago

    …I’d have suggested the planetarium…

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    What a nice human! I’d be running in the other direction.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    He hooked a left at Mars when he saw all the traffic but forgot to take a right at Mercury.

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    You know he’s not a human male … he’s asking directions!

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    Calvins Brother  over 2 years ago

    “You go 2.6 ight years in that direction. When you come to the black hole, take a left……

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    He can’t even get to the corner store without getting lost…

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Interstellar technology but still using a paper map? Hmmmm

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Gas stations? You’re lucky if you can get AIR or directions! Most don’t have anything but high prices!

    I grew up in the times of good service! Filled tank, washed windows, free maps, lavs, etc! Now you barely get a thank you….if ever.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 2 years ago

    He needs the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy.

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