Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 16, 2021

Both of them need to be reported.

That was your newest boyfriend. He’s just shy.

Next time, just zap through the line, Broomie!

A heavy breather is probably the best she could hope for.

Talk to him Broomie. He’ll never make another obscene phone call!

Broomie you should make a date with him!!!

If the caller took one look at her, he’d probably turn himself in.

Pant, Pant…it’s….just me….just got done….with…my exercise…class….I…need…a ride….home….

Likely a WRONG number.

I’m going with the latter, Broomie, ’cause most telemarketing is done by robots and/or recordings….

So thats who General Milley was really calling.