Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 22, 2021

Must be a Boy Scout; he wants to be prepared.

Financial planning at its worst.

He knows he’ll need a lawyer after committing his crime but hasn’t decided which crime he’s going to commit.

For a fee, Pettifogger will advise him to “Just do it”!

Thinking ahead: the key to success in crime, as in life

W. C. Fields, “Never give a sucker an even break” love it.

Pre-planning your crime by lawyer specialty. That’s a new one.

Now there’s a criminal with a future (and, all too soon, a past)!