Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 15, 2021

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    SCP-Junior-Researcher  over 2 years ago

    He needs to know, Kevin.

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    Can't Sleep  over 2 years ago

    It’s probably something simple and believable. You know – like staging a fake alien abduction.

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    Ida No  over 2 years ago

    Kevin’s going to ask Miles’ mom out on a date, and while she’s thinking it over, he’ll open the door to Miles’ room and ask if they can bring “the child” along.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Much depends on just how far Kevin’s Dad is willing to take this ‘joke’.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Is this plan as cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed as Professor of Cunning at Oxford?”

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    He had better not try to seduce Miles mom.

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    well-i-never  over 2 years ago

    More like, “How about two weeks of grounding for one day off?”

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    1953Baby  over 2 years ago

    Relax, Miles, he’s going to get Fred and George Weasley and their flying car to get you out. . .it was rehabbed after its altercation with the Whomping Willow and is in GREAT shape. . .

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Innocence as an excuse sometimes works

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