Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 12, 2021

Who ordered the Dirk Roast? The Chewbaccino?

Ron White will not be amused by this comic!!

/SHNARK/

“You will never find a more wretched hive of Splenda and villainy.”

Dark Tater sounds like he needs Depends.

Decaf? Are you kidding me?

They call me….Dark Tater Salad.

That guy is going to get Force Choked.

It can be difficult to understand what they are saying when they are talking through their masks.

His was probably the number one name not to get wrong.

Hands Solo is going to be pissed.

You are forgiven barista.

And they don’t allow droids.

These are not the drinks you’re looking for.

Is the decaf for Darth Vader or Dirk Raider? I can see them fighting for it.

Mos Eisley’s Cafe: (We don’t serve droids and we don’t take imperial credits) (Also you must cleanup your own slime).

I thought it was Dark Helmet

I find your lack of taste disturbing!

I’ll take the decaf, thanks!

“Half-caf mocho-frappaccino with whipped cream” would seriously undermine Lord Vader’s authority.

Pretty awesome artwork there! Wow.

In the Star Wars comic adaptation from 1977 Darth Vader is just casually drinking a cup of coffee as he force chokes Motti.

The next one’s for Booster Rocket.

Everyone else is trying really hard not to laugh.

I see the Bounty hunter, looking for something to clean up his spill. Java the Hutt will probably take it black. And Chewie just wants one of their giant wookie cookies.

That guy’s next job: Space Potato!

Barista – you have failed me for the last time!

Don’t remember seeing Brewster in the original movie, but what the heck? We rewrite history daily. Good chuckle today.

Yep he’s gonna get force-choked for that

His son is “Dark Tater Tot”.

Vader needs his sleep, he has sleep apnea, that’s why he wears that stupid helmet.

Who knew Ron White was at Mos Eisley? Oh wait, that was tater salad …

Does he take it black?

they also have a high employee turnover rate

Hey — it’s the barista from the Judge Parker strip! (Readers of JP will know what I’m referring to.)

I’d like to be able to choke people with the force…then forgive them.

So, he likes Purple Potatoes?

“I feel your lack of Grammar Distrubing”