Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 16, 2021

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    Maybe she’s 25?

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    Dean  over 2 years ago

    Looks like he lost a full pint.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    Here’s mud in your eye. Except you never see his eyes.

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    AFFICIONADO  over 2 years ago

    @Number Three Today’s strip IS Funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s flirting with younger lasses is abysmal and always ends up with the little sot being attacked :o) but what a waste of a pint :o) my avatar again Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because h’s happy like I am , How was your day ? our Manic Monday should urn out to be very busy as it usually is Connie started the washing machine at 6.30 we have already done our bulk shopping no more errands to run we are both in a good mood in spite of the infernal heatwave so we’’ll just chill drinking chilled bottled water to keep hydrated and eat lots of vanilla ice cream, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

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    accountdeleted  over 2 years ago

    Years ago I was sitting at a bar when a lady I had never seen came up ordered a drink glanced over at me and proceeded to curse me out in every naughty word known and then some. Bartender gave her thhe drink she stormed off.

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    pcolli  over 2 years ago

    How old is that crane?

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-16th-august-2021-24735387

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Old enough to drink in a pub. And young enough to still be beautiful.

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    DW Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Whenever guessing a woman’s age, take at least 10 years off what you think before you say it. ;)

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    -Saint-  over 2 years ago

    From Affie – who I trust still petitioning G.C. for his release – @ Number Three: “Today’s strip IS Funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s flirting with younger lasses is abysmal and always ends up with the little sot being attacked :o) but what a waste of a pint :o) my avatar again Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because h’s happy like I am , How was your day ? our Manic Monday should urn out to be very busy as it usually is Connie started the washing machine at 6.30 we have already done our bulk shopping no more errands to run we are both in a good mood in spite of the infernal heatwave so we’’ll just chill drinking chilled bottled water to keep hydrated and eat lots of vanilla ice cream, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady”

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    jslabotnik  over 2 years ago

    In Andy’s defense, she has been appearing in this strip for 40 or more years

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    Michael G.  over 2 years ago

    Probably takes Visa, AmEx, and MasterCard. Who else would drink in a dive like that? (A “dive” is by definition any place that admits our hero.)

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 2 years ago

    Silly Andy. Always guess 15 or 20 years younger than you think.

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    OddGobb  over 2 years ago

    Good Monday morning Cappers. Andy started his week off about right.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 2 years ago

    There’s two things about a woman that one should always underestimate, especially if one is a man: Her weight and her age. A true gentleman will simply refuse to make such an estimate.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 2 years ago

    In a situation like this you have to guess on the younger side.

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    That’s alcohol abuse, young lady!

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    RalphKramden77  over 2 years ago

    Add years to a woman’s life and she’ll take years off of yours.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    I think I’d go with, “Let me put it this way, I’m surprised you haven’t been carded”.

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    ElGato  over 2 years ago

    I’m not good at numbers, anything over 21 confuses me!

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    Godfreydaniel  over 2 years ago

    We never get to see Andy trying to pick up young barflies nearly as often as we used to. (Many times unsuccessfully, of course!) A classic I always liked (paraphrased) had Andy objecting to a bird trying to pick HIM up: “C’mon, lass, I’m old enough to be yer father!” “So?” Andy turns to the reader: “Who SEZ there’s anything wrong with th’ younger generation!”

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    Number Three  over 2 years ago

    According to my fairly new friend whom I met last Wednesday, I look about 23.

    I’ll take it. 3 years off ain’t bad!

    xxx

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    Number Three  over 2 years ago

    @Afficionado

    Hey, Affie.

    Yesterday I had my second COVID vaccine. I got a text on Saturday morning saying that it was now time to book my second one. I managed to get an appointment for the very next day. My arm is stiff and heavy but the first vaccine was worse because my arm went dead pretty much straightaway. This one took a few hours to “take effect”

    It was really quiet at my volunteering today so I was allowed to go home an hour early.

    On Wednesday I am at the carvery. So I look forward to it. Look out for an email from me, I may be “away” from GoComics again but I don’t know whether it will be tomorrow or the day after. We shall see.

    Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

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    tad1  over 2 years ago

    Some questions are better left unanswered.

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    suelou  over 2 years ago

    She could at least have poured it in his mouth!

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  over 2 years ago

    ~ If ’is intent was to get chummy he sure went about it the wrong way.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 2 years ago

    Even at that age, she’s too young for Andy.

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    j.l.farmer  over 2 years ago

    ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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    paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Andy Capp — very drunk or very stupid!

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    57BelAir  over 2 years ago

    He mixed up Fahrenheit and Celsius age.

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