Adult Children by Stephen Beals for August 06, 2021

I guess they don’t have any signs hanging from the ceiling advising the public what’s in which aisle.

If it is like most stores, the milk is in the exact opposite corner of the store from the bakery. Impulse bought baked goods are at the beginning of the journey and must have milk is at the end, forcing you to pass by every display.

Great big brightly lit refrigerated units would be a clue.

P2. A cake with a ghost or alien on it.

As my mom used to say in the family dime store, “By the sign that says [name of thing.]”