Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for August 20, 2021

If the bill doesn’t match with the price printed in the menu, let there be NO surprise what amount you will get paid.

Um, how many fingers did he have when you came in?

Sound’s like it’s not the Chef’s Surprise. It’s the Cashier’s Surprise.

Impossible burger patty, with mashed cauliflower, top with I can’t believe it’s not butter.

Too much on that plate for it to be upscale.

I would never order anything on a menu without knowing the price.

cook must frequent his shopping at a high-end grocery store

A foreign coin which is worth less as a tip would be a surprise also

it’ll scare the pants off you