Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for August 16, 2021

With the right feed and a low stress environment, parrots can look pretty good at 50. Ziggies not so much.

Something

One time I didn’t age in 51 years.

Actually, Ziggy looks better today than 50 years ago!

Actually I think Ziggy looks younger today than when he was born 50 years ago.

https://www.gocomics.com/ziggy/1971/06/28

Think more Dorian Gray.

Vampire? Maybe he should take a look in a mirror…..oops

nope worse, he’s a cartoon/comic character.

Ziggy can’t be a vampire. Vampires have big teeth – Ziggy just has a big nose

Makes sense now. He was interred before pants were invented.

Yep. A pantsless vampire.

I was born in 1952 and I’m now 31 years old. I have rejected your reality and substitute my own. Next year I will be 30 years old.

I’d swear that nose is bigger than ever…!

Parrot, some things are better left unsaid.

No, I’m a parrot. What’s your excuse?

“I live in a cartoon universe. What’s ‘aging’?”

Aren’t all comics. Especially The Family Circus and Dennis The Menace.