Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 29, 2021

Wiley, I love the Mar-a-flow

No, Covid vaccinations will not turn you into a cannibal. Not you.

Heh, heh, heh.

Well, her dad’s a lawyer so he should know all the right stuff to feed them.

Wiley nails it again.

Like the name of the “mis” information pipe :)

First out: Trump is 6’ 3" and not obese.

And is also The Best Negotiator In Human History.

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I also heard George Soros has gotten microchips put into the ivermectin.

Troll21, courtesy of The Internet Research Labs, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of Megacorp, Inc.

Covid was created by Martians!

“To everything there is a purpose.”

She’s not going to get to sleep that way!

Really good, Wiley. One of your best.

Bingo!

The J&J vaccine works better than Viagra.

WILEY, YOU STAR!!! THIS IS GENIUS!!!

Too realistic to be funny. Some are easy to identify, wearing t-shirts that proclaim them to be morons. I expect, someday, to see one with a shirt, “Gravity is a HOAX”… Only it won’t be ironic, the wearer will be serious.

He who gets his news from social media will never need drugs to alter reality.

Gawd, even the title is SO appropriate. . .have we seen this “family” before????. . . reminds me for some reason of Beetlejuice.

Thanks to that vaccine, my car keys stick to my skin, and I never lose them.

No! Don’t feed the trolls!

From Joe Biden: Our southern border is the most secure that it has ever been. China and the Wuhan Lab had nothing to do with the Coronavirus. My son never had any laptops. The departure from Afghanistan is Trump’s fault – we have been able to help thousands of people escape. God bless our troops. Oh … and … let me check my notes … I’m not having any … cogni … ment … c’mon man … memory … issues.

Oh, if they just consumed and didn’t re-broadcast…It would be fine to keep their trough full if it kept the trolls busy.

Funny how over the years, 24 hours news has turned to reporters reporting on the nefarious stories of other reporters. The only people we can trust now are comedians. Where is the George Carlin report? All the news you can’t really say on TV.

Ironic that Q-anon claimed it’s about preventing child abuse and hasn’t found any while deliberately ignoring people like Gatz and organizations like the Roman Catholic Church.

And here I thought that tube would lead to under the beds of other kids (with sufficient suction force of course).

What bothers me is that so many people like this.

Yay! I love seeing the Gravesytes!

This makes about as much sense as what’s really happening.

Wiley, you’ve done it again!!

Cannibal? I thought Covid vaccinations made you magnetic.

Over abundance of stupid posts from dumb people!

I remember seeing previous strips of this family but was it always spelled GraEVsytes (as it looks to me today) or GraVEsytes? I did not take the time to look back at other episodes of this family.

That character looks like one from Saladfingers

What’s Danae doing under that bed???

Dementia Joe is not owned by China

The universe MUST be expanding. How else could it contain the amount of idiocy the human race creates.

The earth cannot possibly be flat. If it were, my cat would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

Would be phunnie if it weren’t true

The moon landing was faked. NASA wanted the to look good so they hired Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick was such a stickler for reality that he took the whole crew to location on the moon to film the fake landings. On the moon.

No, no. It’s covid vaccinations will turn you into a “cannon ball”. Get your crazy memes right. :) :(

The COVID vaccine can make you sick

Sydney Powell was sanctioned by a judge. She will release the Kraken any moment now ….

I concluded from this cartoon that all leftists are wrong.

Brain dead… Aptly named. Bet that’s not the first time you’ve heard that?

I’m fully vaccinated. I have been a cannibal since I started on solid food in 1947.

The “Mar-a-flow” feed tube might be getting clogged; maybe time for a bigger pipe.

Thanks! I’ve been in a deep funk, haven’t even read comics for a few weeks; glad I came back to this!

The First Rule of the Internet was “Never Feed the Energy Creatures”. (AKA Trolls)

Unfortunately, too many people take Rules as a Challenge instead of a good idea.

Like the Pipe from Mar-A-Flow feeding into Section Q.

You guys are all wrong about why people take Ivermectin. They’re going for herd immunity!

“BREAKING NEWS…COVID VACCINATIONS WILL TURN YOU INTO A CANNIBAL!”

(gets reminded of what I had believed to had been a certain definition for a certain Century Dictionary)

“covid

from The Century Dictionary.

noun A variable measure of length in use in India and neighboring countries. The covids of Batavia, Madras, Bombay, and Calcutta are stated at from 18 to 18.6 inches; those of Mocha and Sumatra at from 15 to 16 inches. The covid of China is the chin, equal to 14.1 inches."*

(*part of the World Wide Web from which these details were found: https://www.wordnik.com/words/covid)

Donald Trump’s inauguration as President was faked.He was really a realistic 3_D hologramprojected from Russia by Vladimir Putin;the true leader.

Why not just feed them FOX News where all the lies of the day are summed up in just 3 hours each evening?

Well now we know where all the Democrats live.

Many a true word said in jest. Except in the grotty sewer called (anti)social media where many a word is said in vicious, degrading, demeaning slander