The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 12, 2021

Magician’s dog — Labracadabradoodle

Corrals people without masks: Germ Shepherd.

Incontinent: Puudle.

Always tells a lie: bull****dog.

Pocket protector, pink bra, beanie. Good art. The puns don’t work without it.

Gulden Retriever: Really cuts the mustard.

Baskin Hound: Comes in 31 flavors.

Chehuahua: Always seen with a beard and a beret.

Ringo’s dog a “Beegle”!

Irish Wolfitdown Hound: Eats you out of house and home.

Meanwhile the Scotch Terrier has nearly finished the bottle.

people who are willing to settle for less will adopt a so-so dane…

Chow Chow Mein..

It’s interesting that one of these is about a crossbreed. Poodles are the sluts of the dog world.

Why only one bra on the lady dog? Letting the other 4 hang out?

Dopermann – Vicious, but doesn’t really know why.

French Noodle only eats pasta.

But, in the Church, the saint is pronounced “Bernerd”! The dog, not so very much.

Can’t think of anything clever to say, as Major Matt has so well done. I just really like this cartoon. St Bernerd indeed!

Don’t forget the Argyle Setter

Gayhound, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

The Blabbradoodle is the result of not sharing the french fries.

Meanwhile, a jealous wolf has clamped onto Scott Hilburn’s crotch.

Billionairedale…

Good stuff, everyone! I’ll be up all night laughing and scratching fleas.

I think a St. Bernerd would fit right in with my household!