Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 02, 2021

Re the original – Wow! Talk about being premature.

“…let’s keep it that way!!”

Is it OK if I moan in ecstasy?

Yes! More relationships are ruined by talk than anything else!

When you gotta has fun, has fun. Don’t talks!

“My hourly rate is……”

WOW, his opening dialogue is the same as my wife’s first words to me.

this is what women would say to me on the first date…

okay, they never said “you’re perfect,” but let’s not nitpick…

Don’t spoil it by talking. That’s what someone should have told Richard Crenna’s character in Our Miss Brooks.

What did Mark Twain say about opening your mouth to speak and removing all doubt?

Ow, that’s twice! Are you sure you know how to do a fox trot?

The All-Time Quickest Scolding for “mansplaining” ever recorded…

What was it Ursula said? Don’t underestimate the power of body language …

I like it when she gets right to the point.

If I had a dime for every time I’ve heard that…

“But please don’t be angry; I just can’t handle looking at your perfect face and then hearing Donald Duck”…

I’ve known one or two folks who could make me walk away just by starting to (attempt to) communicate.

That a girl. Give him the “You stupid good looking”, and Madame Yes treatment ;)

Talking too much spoils the moment!