Clay Jones for July 29, 2021

Oho! All of that just to lead us to the last frame. Clay Jones wins!

There is nothing worse than a bad loser.

And, By the way… for a GREAT example of Twitler’s UTTER inability to admit that ANYTHING can EVER go wrong around him…

A GOP congressional candidate to whom former President Donald Trump had given his “complete and total endorsement” lost a Republican runoff race in a House special election in Texas on Tuesday.

Trump still tried to spin Susan Wright’s loss to state Rep. Jake Ellzey as a win.

“This is not a loss, again, I don’t want to claim it is a loss, this was a win,” the former president with a penchant for lying about election results (most notably his own 2020 defeat to President Joe Biden) told Axios on Wednesday.

“The big thing is, we had two very good people running that were both Republicans. That was the win,” Trump reportedly added of the race for the vacated seat of Wright’s late husband, Rep. Ron Wright (R-Texas), who died in February after contracting the coronavirus.

He really IS utterly insane, isn’t he????

It’s just not America’s year, that’s all! Next time…

just came back from France; I didn’t see a single mime but then a mime is a terrible thing to waste…

… and a tiny mind …

Clear, cold, incisive, fascist logic.

Clay forgot to mention that the exact same people who faked the moon landing were also nefariously involved. Oh, and the Loch Ness Monster, too. (Although the Loch Ness Monster probably got coffee for Trump a time or two……..)

And he lost 7IQ pts due to COVID

I like how the guy switching points on the scoreboard in the first panel is wearing a shirt marked “Chaves”!

Good one, Clay!