Clay Jones for July 28, 2021

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    Daeder  over 2 years ago

    ♫♫ The Trumpty dance is the trance to do the chump! ♫

    ♫ DO THE TRUMPTY CHUMP!! ♫

    ♫♫ My name is Trumpty! ♫

    ♫ I like my constituents dumb-ty!… ♫

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    What he really wants him to do can’t be shown on Gocomics.

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    superposition  over 2 years ago

    The Grief Of Partisanship [GOP] party takes pleasure in bringing grief to all who are not loyal to their cause … even members of their own cult who attempt to be reasonable.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    It’s because of their fake beliefs and spewing them to the “herd” is why the virus will NEVER GO AWAY! Can’t fix stupid! You would think by now, they would be tired of the bullcrap and realize the truth…no matter the size of the hammer, you just can’t pound sense into a dumbass!

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    Kip Williams  over 2 years ago

    This is the song that never ends.

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    Bookworm  over 2 years ago

    To come in, leave your brains at the door. / You’re not going to need them anymore. / WE will tell you what to think. / WE insist you stay in synch / With whatever we say / On each and every day. / Ignore experience, science, and fact. / You know you can’t deal with all that. / You won’t have to worry at all anymore / If you’ll come in, leaving your brains at the door.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Dance, little puppet… DANCE!!!!”

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    IndyW  over 2 years ago

    ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz………

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    Ontman  over 2 years ago

    They could have danced all night…

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    danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Now if it were that easy to get into those voting booths.

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    braindead Premium Member over 2 years ago

    No Trump Disciples will dispute this cartoon.

    They believe it’s the natural order of things, not a parody.

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    Michael G.  over 2 years ago

    Whut?

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    Godfreydaniel  over 2 years ago

    [with insincere apologies to Monty Python]

    We’re freaks of the childrens’ table

    We’re the backsides of the stable

    We dance with class

    We’re a horse’s ass

    We’re traitors form-id-able

    We’re freaks of the childrens’ table

    Our brains are never stable

    We’ll jump the fence

    Do to Mike Pence

    What Cain once did to Abel

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    The Love of Money is . . .  over 2 years ago

    Only thing missing in the cartoon is Trump shooting at the guy’s feet to “make him dance” like they did in the Wild West.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 2 years ago

    Trump ‘trying very hard to pretend he actually won’ after his big loss in Texas

    State Rep. Jake Ellzey pulled off a major upset in the special election runoff in Texas’ 6th district on Tuesday when he defeated Susan Wright, a fellow Republican who was endorsed by former President Donald Trump. But in a phone call with Axios on Wednesday, Trump tried to reframe the defeat in Texas as a victory for himself.

    “I think this is the only race we’ve lost together,” Trump said, referring to himself and the Club for Growth, which reportedly pushed him to endorse Wright.

    But, according to Axios, the former president caught himself “mid-sentence” and quickly tried to change his language.

    “This is not a loss, again, I don’t want to claim it is a loss, this was a win,” Trump said. “The big thing is, we had two very good people running that were both Republicans. That was the win.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-texas-defeat/

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    kentmarx36  over 2 years ago

    It’s OK to be part of a TOTALITARIAN organization as long as it’s controlled by the GROSS OLD PERVERTS. Makes you wonder how much Russia and China are paying Mitch McTurtle, Kevin McCriminal, Lindsey Soggy Grahamcracker, et al? Apparently, it must be a bundle. But then again, maybe they just enjoy screwing over the American people.

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