Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 01, 2021

Does he always wear white? Penguins don’t pay attention to the rule about not wearing white after Labor Day

“Well, yeah, now that you mention it.”

I have more white t-shirts than you have mustard

You look like your wearing a tuxedo. Who says I’m not?

No. It happens whatever the colour I wear.

Since he’s always “wearing white”, a more “true” statement would be to just say, “Seems like that always happens.” period.

Definately too much “whiteness” !

I always remember too late that I was never going to wear a solid color top again.

Hiccups?

Iced coffee?

They all have a ring around the collar.

Every time!

Did the family in Downton Abbey ever eat spaghetti or pizza?