Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 24, 2021

Live from the Playboy Mansion, it’s Poker Night.

We have a full house of straights and crooks.

We are in the hall and strip tell you drop all clothing is the Bunnies tale of sexy hot times.

Grab from the mint plate and fasten your lips and kiss her once or twice for me.

Where a perfect score is 3.0.

2.0 was okay, but it still had a lot of Buggs in it.

You’ll get doc’d for that.

Move the decimal point. My score is “42.”

Rounded down, it’s a 4.

I’m so sorry. The word “Maidenform” came into my head.

Bunny butts is sooo cute.

34-21-42.

Hare today ….

Coco Chanel would be so disappointed.

Arriving at the interview, he found, as expected, everybody dressed in black synthetic fiber attire, and black synthetic shoes with synthetic soles. The enforced lack of individuality in dress had been part of the New Society for over four years already, with the clear goal being to make everybody just below average on a scale from one to ten of possible outcomes. The clothing was one hundred percent recyclable materials. When worn out they were reduced to compressed bricks, ground to powder, then heated and extruded or sintered into the same microfibers or printed forms that they were before, just renewed and respooled or retooled. The shoes had a variety of styles, all practical and ergonomic in design, meant for comfort and utility alone for various environments. Built as needed from powder, they were sintered into cohesion using finely tuned low powered lasers, requiring three beams to coincide to provide the energy to meld the particles. They took a great deal of time to produce, nearly an hour per shoe, but were each individually fitted from 3D models of the person for whom they were being produced. Differing patterns of mesh and density provided various levels of flexibility and cushioning. But the sheer sameness of it all made Cecil wonder how the Mennonites could still reject technology, when it was mass producing the same bland society they sought through low-tech human industry.

Turtle beats the hare.

I’ll always take 42.

…the score of 42 was just good enough to win by a hare…

Bunny Scores are inherently ableist, and biased in favor of white, heterosexual males with unusually large mutton chops.

Please define “bunny score.” In the dark inner circles of my mind a score of 42 here could be equal parts horrific and erotic. I don’t want to misunderstand the Lady of Fashion, the score (42 is the answer), or the galloping bunny! What’s up, Doc? Documentary, please….

this is becoming not worth it :+|

Worth Framing?

After all, WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT

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Would you like some rare bit? That rabbit Welshed on me.