Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for August 29, 2021

If nothing else, we got some nice artwork done by Mr. Hinds!

You forgot the Omak Suicide Race, Bill. Never mind…that’s a real event.

Hospitals are gonna be rolling in dough with those events.

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I like the premise but shouldn’t it be swim to the base of the rock wall, climb to the top, bike down the ridge. Seems more logical in such an illogical event.

“I got a T-shirt!” Along with multiple fractures, contusions and a possible addiction to pain killers.

Evolution in action. If you’re smart enough to avoid this, you deserve to pass on your genes. Darwin indeed.

" Hold my beer and watch this! "

That T-shirt is red.

Great shirt, Tank. Did you get it from Pauly Walnuts?

Must be unvaccinated to enter.

Meanwhile, at the Outdoor Galore Store Great Stanky Creek Outdoor Fest…

Whoever tries the milk crate challenge deserves a Darwinman shirt.

Thus is the definition of Xtreme Sports. If you survive, you’ve won.