bacon by Lonnie Millsap for July 30, 2021

Just wait until they come around and feed you.

You will get your statue assignments tomorrow.

Where in the Bible does it say that we get wings in Heaven? How did all of this start?

I thought it was Red Bull that gave you wings. At least that’s what the commercial says.

By the way, Red Bull was sued and settled around 2014 for deceptive advertising.

Source: https://www.businessinsider.com/red-bull-settles-false-advertising-lawsuit-for-13-million-2014-10

We’ve heard of “a wing and a prayer”, not much about beaks and talons, though..

Welcome to Cloud 7!

So that’s why the rain there looks like bird $#¡7.