Herman by Jim Unger for August 03, 2021

Can you tell me something about your “Ego”?

“Actually, I work for Texaco. Need some tires, we have a special this week.”

Better than nothing if you don’t have a bulletproof vest.

Imagine the pin on the back of that thing! Yikes….

Watch out for Eric Clapton!

“Yup, and I hope to live longer than the last one if this “shield” lives up to its name."

Gotta like those stetsons. There’s character in every crease.

“Our last sheriff was a good organizer. Yellow clear through, but a good organizer.” Support Your Local Sheriff

He don’t need no stinkin badge…or does he?

“Either that or I’m the schoolmarm’s best student.”

Used to belong to #45.

Gives new meaning to “hiding behind the badge.”

And a Democrat?

Early form of police body armor.

Badge doubles as body armor.

The Man, the Badge, the Legend!!

Actually it’s a bigger target.

I see Barney Fife is being weighed again to see that he meets minimum weight requirements for law enforcement.

I wonder if he expects to make a fistfull of dollars.

“No, I’m delivering this costume to the stripper working in the saloon down the street.”

“No, I’m a ninja. Don’t you know a throwing star when you see one?”

“No, I’m the new superhero in town. But I was up very early this morning and got dressed in the dark.”

(With a nod to the great Al Jaffee)

In Shrek’s voice, “Do you think he’s compensatin’ for somethin’?”