Every Dad is a hero until you get older. But parents tend to become heroes again much later…
one question people who are reading this what kind of sandwich do u prefer?
My Dad charged the monsters under the bed rent, then gentrified the neighborhood. Now, the only thing that can afford to live under there are the ghosts of failed Silicon Valley tech giants.
Also explains why he’s an only child.
I could get terrified of my pops when he got angry enough.
If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times,,,, don’t lean back while you eat.
Reminds me of one of my favorite cartoons, maybe from GC.
Bad Dad joke: Father says to his kid cowering in bed, “I’m calling the boogeyman and telling him not to come here tonight.”
Under the bed, a cell phone rings…
AndreasMartin over 2 years ago
Every Dad is a hero until you get older. But parents tend to become heroes again much later…
Type B over 2 years ago
one question people who are reading this what kind of sandwich do u prefer?
Ida No over 2 years ago
My Dad charged the monsters under the bed rent, then gentrified the neighborhood. Now, the only thing that can afford to live under there are the ghosts of failed Silicon Valley tech giants.
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Also explains why he’s an only child.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
I could get terrified of my pops when he got angry enough.
car2ner over 2 years ago
If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times,,,, don’t lean back while you eat.
kaffekup over 2 years ago
Reminds me of one of my favorite cartoons, maybe from GC.
Bad Dad joke: Father says to his kid cowering in bed, “I’m calling the boogeyman and telling him not to come here tonight.”
Under the bed, a cell phone rings…