Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 29, 2021

I once ate at Frank Nitti’s Pizza.

Bada Bing Bada Bang! Take the cannoli, leave the gun…..

You get the extra gravy wit the Orecchiette?

That’s where they give you the tip: “Pay your bill or sleep wit da fishes”…

HOWARD! … Good thing you didn’t order it with “under the turf” …!

“Pay your respect to the “Big Tuna’s” nephew sittin’ in the corner over der."

I assume the word “mafia” is off limits as offensive to people who self-identify as gangsters?

Lousy tippers sleep with the fishes.

The waiter makes you an offer off the menu that you can’t refuse.

the food is to die for…