Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 27, 2021

I do that, too. I will think of a wrong from 2nd grade and I’m 72!

You shouldn’t have squirted her chest.

If you had it now you could water the daisies she’s pushing.

Did you ask for it back?

Hunt her down and demand restitution. She’s too frail now to resist.

The past is the past. At least that’s what I keep telling myself.

I think about the pranks I pulled in grade school. Oh, and the pranks I got got away with in junior high too. Those are better memories.

Catholic school, 5th grade, last day of school, last class…Joey in back pulls out squirt gun and squirted Sister Mary Alberta as she walked past him saying farewell to us for summer — she instantly whipped around pulling out 2 squirt guns from habit and soaked him

My 5th grade teacher took my pocket watch that was from my grandfather. I was playing with it too much or something. Never got it back. 55 years and I am still pissed.

Same here. I think of the strangest things when my head hits the pillow. As if I could do something about it now, OR if the person would even remember their slight. My High School Reunion cured a lot of that. I got a lot of ‘I don’t remember that’, lol.

If SHE only had a squirt gun now.

Hey, he doesn’t want sex so be happy about that….

I’d complain about something similar but truth be told; I got away with a lot more than that for which I was actually punished!

Bringing squirt guns to school was a thing on the last day of my senior year of high school. Typical junvenile pranksterism. A car full of us got the bright idea of ambushing one of our first year teachers as he was walking into his apartment building. It was 1964 and a lot of things were different then. We popped out of the car and began spraying him with water. He turned and sprayed us from a squirt gun he had confiscated from a student earlier in the day. The difference was that his was loaded with some cheap, obnoxious smelling perfume. Teacher 1, Students 0.