Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock for July 16, 2021

Actually, highland cattle are kind of cute, even without the tartan. Long, tan hair on the body and head. Where I lived many years ago, a neighbor had a couple.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highland_cattle#/media/File:Cow_on_Pupers.jpg

Imagine the awkward sounds when milking these ladies….

Lmao! Love Yaffle in his Scottish threads! They milk these plaid cows for all they’re worth…while instantaneously giving a spectacle performance of the screeching barn owl’s mating call….

♩oh, danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are mooing…

Also explains where bagpipes come from.

Round ’em up, head ’em out, Yaffle!

Angus beef! Yum!

You should see the bulls.

Oh, the Plaiditudes these cows get from tourists.

From Scottishorganics.com “Full of goodness and with no nasties, Scottish organic milk is milk as nature intended – produced by happy cows who live most of their lives out of doors grazing Scotland’s lush green clover-rich pastures. From grass to glass organic makes a difference.”

To milk those cows would be painful to the hands of the person milking and I’m pretty sure that the cows would not like having their udder squeezed. Twisted comic! :)

Udderpipes.

You have to inflate them before you can play.

Does that farm also have Scottish hens that lay Scotch eggs?

This is, of course, Old MacDonald’s farm.

Wonderful fun!

I find this utterly amoosing.

This is what I get for reading the comics later in the day; all the horri… ..good puns have already been said! :)

Oh dear — LOLOL

Yaffle in a kilt. Love it!

Come to think of it, one of the stranger drinks I’ve had was Scotch (whiskey) and milk, surprisingly tasty.

Hey Jeffrey and Brian, check out Kliban.* Yaffle’s in the ear!

Well, tartan milk, anyway.