Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 30, 2021

Would we be eating velociraptors on Thanksgiving if they weren’t extinct?

May the Lord be with you.

Um… how many times larger is Ganymede is compared to Mercury?

Turkey-sized or not, i think it would be terrifying to see someone attacked by three or four of those things.

Those lions didn’t floss. Let that be a lesson to you.

Test.

To me, it’s actually more surprising that Jupiter’s largest moon is ONLY about the size of Mercury.

How much sugar do Kenyans contain that they cause tooth decay?

The Velociraptor just needs a coyote to chase it. Beep beep.

During a full moon a woman eater or man eater could or could not seem like a small turkey at times.

Take care, may famed grocery delivery van driver Todd “Your Tips Are My Tuition” Guilttripord be with you, and gesundheit.

The Jurassic Park movie would be just as scary with twenty of the chicken-sized velociraptors.

Gobble Gobble

Funny how no one comments on the comic topics anymore, only on the “Joke Of The Day” from either Silver or Jason.

Yeah that’s right and he ain’t “Lion”. Heh,heh.

Warning to lions: “Eating humans can be hazardous to your teeth “.

Little Johnny reminds of this one that I may have already offered on RBION . If so forgive my poor memory! Little Johnny’s mom gets a call from the School Principal to come see her about Little Johnny’s suspension! When she arrives, Johnny is in the Principal’s office and says "Mom it wasn’t my fault! Mom asks the Principal “What did he do now?” The principal says" He exposed himself in front of the teacher and the class!" Mom says “Johnny what happened?” He said “I needed to pee real bad and I asked the teacher if I could please be excused to go to the bathroom and the teacher said that I would have to stick it out until recess and so that’s what I did!” Sadly I did that once in the first grade and no one even noticed!

Toothaches make me grouchy, too.

there were other species of raptor like dinosaurs that actually were the size of the ones in the movie series, such as Deinonychus, or Utahraptor, the latter of which was actually discovered around the time they were working on the movie funnily enough (well they did find some pieces in 1975 but didn’t really know what they had until the claw was discovered in 1991.)

You can take the citizenship qualification test somewhere on the ‘net (does anyone say “’net” anymore?).

If that’s true about the lions, then East African Railroad would have been better of hiring a veterinarian instead of a hunter.

Sorry, BION, you’re wrong on the velociraptors. I SAW them in several movies and they were indeed much larger than you state. Sheesh!

But the drumsticks were delicious…

Wait. Did the dental disease induce the man eating or vice versa?

The two Tsavo lions are on display at the Chicago Natural History Museum.

A prehistoric turkey doesn’t sound that dangerous.