Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 31, 2021

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    eromlig  over 2 years ago

    He may also be a macular degenerate.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And Dan is farce sighted.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He got so excited to see the list, he was breathing in short pants.

    I won’t torture you today with any long jams… but just clothes here.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    And he needs a vacation. All he can think of is Bermuda.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Can you read the bottom line please.

    Printed in the United States.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It’s in his jean-etic makeup.

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    the doctor cut him off before he could finish – he shouldn’t be so short with him…

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    Michael G.  over 2 years ago

    Has anyone else got the eye chart memorized?

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    mpolo11 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    near sighted.

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    amxchester  over 2 years ago

    I don’t remember line numbers on the eye chart.

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