Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 30, 2021

“Oh, I see who ordered them.” [Pointing] “Only YOU….”

Me

That’s a big 10-4, good buddy!

Say it ain’t so, Smoky!

No wonder we are surrounded by fires now….

“Smokey Ribs”???? those aren’t BEAR MEAT are they????? :/

And black forest cake for dessert.

I assume the bandit.

Spare the bear!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Smokey is now officially permanently retired.

Took me a second.

Yeah, what rhymes with “spare ribs.”

After what the Rump did years ago I should bought the t-shirt that said, “Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires! No, seriously. We’ve been defunded.”

And before anyone says anything, almost all “defund the police” policies mean taking only a part of their budget (never the whole thing) and using it for funding personnel to deal with domestic disagreements, mental health issues, lock out calls, etc, and let police do their primary job better and with fewer “distractions” while also getting more and better training – just like most of the rest of the civilized world.

What? No bear claw for dessert?

I’ve never had bear ribs – bear sausage a few times, it wasn’t bad.

I’d send those back to smoke a little longer, they look like they’re bearly done.

We’ve changed our order to go, better band it.

I can’t bear it any longer.

Reminds me of part of the plot line to the movie Fried Green Tomatoes, except it was the “smokie” who was eating the ribs.

♩you can leave your hat on…

Only you can prevent bland food!!