Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 21, 2021

bummer, Tommy

At least Tommy got to be in the last panel by himself.

@Linguist Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s feigned interest evaporating with the bloke’s lack of cash is worthy of the master :o) I’ll be keeping the unfurled flag as an avatar till Friday and the funeral of my dear friend Joe , my daughter in law’s dad is over ,and because I am proud to be half Maltese from my paternal side and a Greek mother, come avete passato la vostra giornata mio piu meno vechio amicho? our day should be calm but rather confusing because of our tragedy , but we have no shopping to do or errands to run just stay in rooms with A/C or huge fans and keep hydrated with chilled bottled water, keep safe and a bientot pal

Global warming deniers should take their foot out of their mouth

His glass is also empty Tommy

Fortunately, when I worked in a pub, I never had to kick anybody out.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-21st-july-2021-24526280

I save my stories for the bowling alley. The worst that can happen is that it’s somebody’s turn to roll

Sucker

That’s not a surprising move on Andy’s part.

Keeping Andy “interested” involves money and beer: quite a bit of the former, and quite a lot of the latter!

You are now just figuring that out Tommy?

Yeah, funny that.

“Funny”? Tsk, tsk.

Maybe Tommy is new in town or is short a lightbulb…

That’s why stand up comics perform in nightclubs to a bunch of boozers who laugh at anything as long as they are hooched up and schnockered.

Heard it before

Buddy, everyone in the world knows what a cheap dirt bag Andy is. Where have you been?

He has a better attention span if he has a beer in front of him.

Tommy should just be glad that Andy didn’t try to steal his drink.

How come he is leaving & doesn’t look drunk?

New guy in town? He doesn’t seem to know Andy too well.

new guy @ Pub