Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 22, 2021

There is nothing worse than buzz free coffee.

Katy channeling her inner Quint with “he can’t go down…”

No, there’s an urgent trip to the bathroom coming up.

Lawsuit for lost wages do to sleeping through deadlines!

Get the aspirin ready, he’s going to have a massive withdrawal headache.

I like Katy’s reference to the movie, “Jaws” – (Can’t go down with 6 barrels!)

Quick, break out the denaprillator

He’ll need a pee pretty soon, one way or another, and that will wake him up. …probably

I sense a class action is on the way.

Seems to me that most of you don’t realize how tragic this is.

nice Jaws callback

“Look at that, he’s sleepwalking to the bathroom!”

Caffeine is way overrated as substance that keeps you awake. When I was younger I drank coffee all day and still slept soundly all night.

Call 911…..

Symptomatic of Narcolepsy.

what the worse could happen? well, people screaming for headaches or FALLING ASLEEP WHILE DRIVING!

Sometimes my Nuclear Coffee will come galumphing to you if you whistle just right

Problem is that you kind of need to be awake to whistle

Back in the 90’s I was a barista in a drive through coffee hut in the industrial section of Seattle. It was in the parking lot of what turned out to be an impending brewery. The brewers and managers setting things up came out to visit at least once a day. As opening day got closer I told them that I wanted a job. They told me to put in a job application just like everybody else. I said that I hoped none of the other applicants would be so worried about getting a job that they accidentally started using decaf instead of regular. I was bartender #1 when they opened. 3 months later I was a brewer.

Unequivocal proof that that coffee ain’t what it say it is. Contact a consumer advocacy group. Where’s Ralph Nader when you need him.

We were visiting our in-laws and I was pretty much like this comic. They had switched to decaf and didn’t tell me. DUNKIN’ DONUTS! STAT!

great Jaws reference