Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 24, 2021

I think you turned her off by not knowing the long big part is called the flatbed.

We males are only capable of dealing with topics relating to cars and sports.

Pig further lost her when he added “it is big enough to handle your piping and drains.”

I think you got yourself confused, Pig.

If pig had a pickup, he could offer to haul something from the furniture store to her house.

He was about to tell her about that pipe in the back, but he was exhausted.

Next, try to interest her in a game of Pick Up Sticks.

Failing that, suggest a round of 52 Pick-Up.

Well, Pig, you had me confused, too.

That’s a good start.

Maybe she wasn’t interested in the concept of porcine propinquity!

Tell me now , what planet are you commenters from at 1:30 AM ? In the USA , on the planet earth , the long back on my F150 is called a Bed , just a Bed !

She probably was not a Country Western fan!

Pig needs to get himself a pickup truck before he tries to use any pickup lines.

Next time, mention the quad cab.

Maybe you shouldn’t take things so literally.

Rat reprogram Pig ….. Again ;-)

On second thought she’s not that pretty.

Rat gave someone decent dating advice?!?

she sped up not to take a look at him…

Pig’s standard for “pretty” is vastly different from mine.

The average pick-up cost more today than a BMW or Mercedes C class with average cost of $50k+. Most commercial gardeners now use 12’ trailers to haul their riding mowers.

Keep on truckn’, Pig.

That’s never worked for me either.

Stick to your own species, Pig

PIG took RATS suggestion literally…Oy!

Needs work…..

Rat, why aren’t you or Goat ever specific with Pig when telling him these things?

The Phoenix New Times runs an annual “Best of” contest. Back in the mid 1980’s, one of the categories was ‘Best pick-up line.’ Some moron actually submitted, “Dodge Trucks are Ram Tough.”

A variation of a Stephan Pastis pun.

Where the heck are they – a coffee bar?

That is not a pickup line. That is three pickup lines… of dialogue. That was terrible. I’m sorry.

If she was a redneck, and he had given her a bottle of mountain dew, they would be married by now. I know this from personal experience.

GM has had to halt its “pickup line” due to a shortage of microchips…

You confused all of us.

That’s how my Husband courted me!

It’s the species thing. People are terrible.

I have come to the conclusion that Pig is on the spectrum.

My pickup is from Seymour Duncan.

Pig, you are not only confusing but also confused. Language is not your strong suit, and neither is hitting on ladies….

She’s not THAT pretty.

then she’s not worth it…

No pig, the pickup line should be used for towing. Tell her about that.