Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 13, 2021

You’d think he’d know better.

If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be? (Yes, Baba Wawa was actually that old.)

Looks like another crony paid press conference. They isn’t asking him a single tough question.

Like, why are so many people allowed to be exalted, and they force too many people to be humbled?

And thus the inspiration for a great flood was born.

… and exasperation first came into existence.

Wait’ll they hear the rest of the story!

What flavor ice cream do you like best?

Mosquitoes…..why O’Lord?

“Is it true you have been watching Adam and Eve cavorting naked in the garden?”

Time for some de-pressing events.

…and last press conference.

At least he was smart enough not to hold it at Four Seasons Landscaping.

“ Should I invest in Bitcoin?”

“ Why did you let us create Reality tv shows?”

“ Why do they let the Kardashians on tv?”

He was flooded with questions

“Hey-yyy big fella, lookin good! Have you lost weight?”