Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 13, 2021

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    Border crossing.

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    oldpine52  almost 3 years ago

    He also wants to see your registration and proof of insurance.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 3 years ago

    (waves his hand) "You don’t need to see my identification.

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    He may just flying object to that.

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    How did he even catch up to it?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He’s an undocumented immigrant.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Hey, Greenie! Give the man what he wants. Floor it!

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    dcandmx  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe the alien has some psychic paper.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    “Whoops. Sorry, officer. I forgot my I.D. card back at Giorgio’s house. Lemme go back and get it.”

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    smoore47  almost 3 years ago

    Unidentification? I don’t got no unidentification! I don’t need no unidentification! I don’t have to show you any stinking unidentification!

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    kartis  almost 3 years ago

    Officer, what don’t you understand about the unidentified part?

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    bryce.gear  almost 3 years ago

    That’s one fast automobile. UFOs generally can’t be caught.

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    Iseau  almost 3 years ago

    Barney Fifes last traffic stop.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    ZOT! “Identify THAT!”

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    “But Officer, I thought I was flying Under the radar.”

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    Rev Phnk Ey  almost 3 years ago

    Breathalyzer or probe, your choice.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    “Sir, did you know your registration has expired?”

    “I’M NOT A SIR!”

    “OK. Ma’am, did you know your registration has expired?”

    “I’M NOT A MA’AM”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He doesn’t have any – he’s an illegal alien.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 3 years ago

    “I don’t need a license, I’m a traveler.” “Oh, one of them wise guys.”

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    stamps  almost 3 years ago

    But officer, I was only going warp 3.

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    paranormal  almost 3 years ago

    He’s begging to be abducted…

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    ncorgbl  almost 3 years ago

    Driving while being green.

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    Buckeye67  almost 3 years ago

    It alright, he’s still eligible to vote.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “ …And that was how Officer Obie became the first abducted human”.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Also,a compliance license to fly….

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    Spacetech  almost 3 years ago

    Complete Racists…

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